Electrical Ceramic night making frequent trips to the bathroom

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Are you constantly up all night making frequent trips to the bathroom, gentlemen? Do you have a "going problem" like those commercials claim? Well you may not have a going problem, you may have a "growing problem"...meaning your prostate may be growing and forcing you to make multiple bathroom trips per night. Sure there's medication you can take for this, but you're white trash and spent all your social security money on a fake electrical outlet safe and remote control gun. All you have left to help you stop taking so many leaks is this handy-dandy "Leak Ender" from Harriet Carter. If it's good enough for your outdoor hose, it's good enough for your indoor hose. I mean your penis when I say "indoor hose." That was clear, right? Anyway, stop the frequent leaks immediately by simply placing your horrific old man penis into this Leak Ender and spin the Leak Ender around and around as if you're winding a clock. It's basically the same motion, except this time you're winding your cock. Circle of life, my friends, circle of life. Once your circulation has been cut off and you're screaming for Hosanna in the Highest to remove your from this earth you know the Leak Ender is working! Sure you've gone blind, have been spitting up blood for 45 minutes, and have been in the fetal position since Sunday, but you're not peeing are you? Presto! Problem solved and you don't have the same side effects as those creepy medications. You...are....welcome! Thanks Harriet for curing diseases and keeping my lawn looking green season after season!