Plastic Bag Island Announces Its Independence
[2008-4-7]
Plastic Bag Island (PBI) declared independence today from the Pacific Ocean and was immediately recognized by the United Nations. The island stretches 2000 miles from the California coast to Hawaii and is made from discarded trash, mainly white plastic trash bags. The population is zero.
PBI declared itself a peoples republic and was immediately recognized by Cuba, North Korea and the People's Republic of China. US Homeland Security reacted by putting the PBI under its Axis of Evil umbrella and sending the Sixth Fleet to its coastline. PBI has the potential to grow all the way to Japan and could develop nuclear weapons, according to the Bush administration.
PBI's main export is white, plastic shopping bags. It's main industry is killing oceanic life. Mexicans were seen leaving their coastline by the thousands to settle in the new country.
The new country hopes to send a team to the Beijing Olympics. The PBI has an outstanding kite-flying team.
The PBI is only .1mm above sea-level and is the country most threatened by global warming. Many global warming advocates such as Prince Charles, Al Gore and Ted Turner will travel to it's main city of Scum and give lectures to absolutely nobody!
PBI declared itself a peoples republic and was immediately recognized by Cuba, North Korea and the People's Republic of China. US Homeland Security reacted by putting the PBI under its Axis of Evil umbrella and sending the Sixth Fleet to its coastline. PBI has the potential to grow all the way to Japan and could develop nuclear weapons, according to the Bush administration.
PBI's main export is white, plastic shopping bags. It's main industry is killing oceanic life. Mexicans were seen leaving their coastline by the thousands to settle in the new country.
The new country hopes to send a team to the Beijing Olympics. The PBI has an outstanding kite-flying team.
The PBI is only .1mm above sea-level and is the country most threatened by global warming. Many global warming advocates such as Prince Charles, Al Gore and Ted Turner will travel to it's main city of Scum and give lectures to absolutely nobody!
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