Vote in every mosquito bite
[2008-7-22]
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If you have always wondered why successful politicians seem tohave thick skins, read Sandeep Barve’s book.
According to the Bhopal-based “poll analyst”, electionsare won by candidates who can best endure mosquito bites.
This doesn’t mean politicians must rush to follow RahulGandhi’s example and spend campaign nights at poor ruralhomes. All they need to do is ban all mosquito repellents fromtheir residences.
“The more mosquito bites a candidate suffers at home, thelikelier he is to win an election,” says Barve, who claims hespeaks from his knowledge of astrology, tantra, Vedic techniquesand vaastu .
The Bhopal-based astrologer’s Chunao Kaise Jeenten? (How to win elections?) is rich in advice on details like what toeat and which pets to avoid.
Other than trying to domesticate mosquitoes and ensure they neverbite his rival, a would-be MP or MLA would do well to keep pigeons,white cows, deer or peacocks at home. He, however, must discardcats and buffaloes.
Parrots bring bad luck, too, however pleasing their habit ofrepeating the neta’s words may be.
Barve claims his book has already sold 400 copies in poll-boundMadhya Pradesh since it released this week almost two perAssembly constituency.
And why not? He has already helped 350 candidates win electionsover the years at his astrological consultancy, he says.
“Many politicians from various parties have benefited from myexpertise. For spiritual reasons, I do not wish to name any ofthem, because that might cause me to lose my powers,” he tellsThe Telegraph.
“The book is the first of its kind. It tells candidateseverything from the appropriate way of stepping out of home on theday of filing nomination to choice of food duringelectioneering.”
If you have always wondered why successful politicians seem tohave thick skins, read Sandeep Barve’s book.
According to the Bhopal-based “poll analyst”, electionsare won by candidates who can best endure mosquito bites.
This doesn’t mean politicians must rush to follow RahulGandhi’s example and spend campaign nights at poor ruralhomes. All they need to do is ban all mosquito repellents fromtheir residences.
“The more mosquito bites a candidate suffers at home, thelikelier he is to win an election,” says Barve, who claims hespeaks from his knowledge of astrology, tantra, Vedic techniquesand vaastu .
The Bhopal-based astrologer’s Chunao Kaise Jeenten? (How to win elections?) is rich in advice on details like what toeat and which pets to avoid.
Other than trying to domesticate mosquitoes and ensure they neverbite his rival, a would-be MP or MLA would do well to keep pigeons,white cows, deer or peacocks at home. He, however, must discardcats and buffaloes.
Parrots bring bad luck, too, however pleasing their habit ofrepeating the neta’s words may be.
Barve claims his book has already sold 400 copies in poll-boundMadhya Pradesh since it released this week almost two perAssembly constituency.
And why not? He has already helped 350 candidates win electionsover the years at his astrological consultancy, he says.
“Many politicians from various parties have benefited from myexpertise. For spiritual reasons, I do not wish to name any ofthem, because that might cause me to lose my powers,” he tellsThe Telegraph.
“The book is the first of its kind. It tells candidateseverything from the appropriate way of stepping out of home on theday of filing nomination to choice of food duringelectioneering.”
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